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  2. Hello,


    You can now get verified on forum.

    The way it's gonna work is that you can send me a PM with a verification picture. The picture has to contain you and forum name on piece of paper or on your body and your username or my username instead of the website name, if you prefer that.

    I need to be able to recognize you in that picture. You need to have some pictures of your self in your gallery so I can compare that picture.

    Please note that verification is completely optional and it won't give you any extra features or access. You will have a check mark (as I have now, if you want to look) and verification will only mean that you are who you say you are.

    You may not use a fake pictures for verification. If you try to verify your account with a fake picture or someone else picture, or just spam me with fake pictures, you will get Banned!

    The pictures that you will send me for verification won't be public


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  1. ibsweetpea22

    ibsweetpea22 Porn Star

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    *not_secure_link*www.idlehearts.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/Good-morning.jpg

    Would be nice if others thought the same way :(
     
  2. Starsa

    Starsa Sex Machine

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    Oh wow I just realized I kinda did the same thing the other day. I'm gonna go give my boyfriend a blowjob or..something <.< Anyway to you Yaz sorry to hear. All I can say is that sometimes women are crazy and we do stupid and crazy things. :(
     
  3. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    Wow, I've just cock enabled, that's an empowering thought.

    Thanks for the support guys, I think I know why she was nuts. We have both given up smoking and she had fallen off the wagon and was keeping it secret.

    I've told her I know and that she doesn't need to hide it and she seems a lot more chilled. :p

    Now, where's my apology blowjob? Damn, keep forgetting, I'm married! :rolleyes:
     
  4. Prowler86

    Prowler86 Porn Star

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    So I'm already feeling burnt out from work, and now I gotta work overtime this week...great....
     
  5. richief

    richief The Curly Wurly Man In XNXX Heaven

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    Nectarines, I love you, you little shaved peaches.:cool:
     
  6. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    I'm bored, God that sounds so childish, only 34 minutes until Halo 4, I wonder if I'll have sex tonight? Come to think of that, where's my sex drive gone? Should I go back to porn? have I stopped looking at porn because I've seen it all and got bored of it?

    Did I mention I'm bored?
     
  7. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    I'd recommend an immediate blowjob, but with Halo 4 so close..

    ..

    Wait, what am I saying?! :rolleyes:
     
  8. Yaztromo

    Yaztromo Lend me some sugar, I am your neighbour!

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    But she's watching Holby City!

    *not_secure_link*i1.ytimg.com/i/thIlT7weKVYNYVNt-JQ6vQ/1.jpg

    I'm far more likely to get kicked in the gonads if I suggest that!

    I'll just hang on until Halo 4 and then jump on her when she's falling asleep tonight. ;)
     
  9. PatronofPorn

    PatronofPorn Porn Fairy's Apprentice

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    Smart man. ;):rose:
     
  10. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    The hot flushes are back - my temperature is up and down like a fecking yoyo :(
     
  11. Jamie90

    Jamie90 BEAST

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    :lol:

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  12. NoTopNoCollar

    NoTopNoCollar In XNXX Heaven In XNXX Heaven

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    Hmmm I think half a pill would have been sufficient...I don't remember being so horny last time I took oxy...or sensitive like this...like all mynerve endings are exposed. Tingly and warm...everything magnified...sound, smell, taste...wow....I am so fucking high...
     
  13. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I am both disappointed and delighted I didnt see this two hours ago! :)
     
  14. tenguy

    tenguy Reasoned voice of XNXX

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    Should I make pasta with a meatless marinara, or with a white clam sauce tonight?

    Decisions like this are way too stressful.
     
  15. tommyturtle

    tommyturtle Having an Out of Shell Experience

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    I have become used to waking up at 2:00am. Now when I get to sleep in I can't sleep past 6:00am. ICK!
     
  16. InTheMindsEye

    InTheMindsEye What a cock!

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    I've just bought a new TV....I don't have an aerial.....GAH!!!!.....so do I go to the shop/store? Can I be bothered? It's cold out.....GAH!!!!
     
  17. AZRIEL

    AZRIEL BROTHER GRIM

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  18. cijababe

    cijababe Virtual Mistress

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    BigBird's post on the voices thread reminded me of a good looking guy I used to know - when talking about his children, he looked mournful and said "I only seem to be able to sire girls"
     
  19. Lioness

    Lioness A Fun Flirty Frisky Friendly Felion

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    Today is 11 months til Christmas! Yeah, I know...STFU Lioness!! :p
     
  20. Wraith666

    Wraith666 Porn Star

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    And only 987 years until the next millennium. God bless us, everyone! :excited: